Re: Manly men, almost list related, was Re: [at-l] More money to be raised...

["Mara Factor" <m_factor@hotmail.com>]

Just remember...

"You're not losing hair, you're gaining face."  :-)

That quote is from Christine Lavin's "Bald Headed Men."  I've got it on a 
tape at home.  Very funny.  (She may have also done it with the Bitchin' 
Babes.)

Mara
Stitches, GAME99


>From: "Thomas McGinnis" <tmcginnis@ucclan.state.in.us>
>Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2000 14:59:13 -0500
>
> >>> <TOKTAADN@aol.com> 02/03/00 11:09AM >>>
> > Do they include the follicle? I'm only interested if they include the
> > follicle.   Sloetoe  (getting a little breezy up top)
>
>Seems like you'll do anything to reach that 6'2" milestone.  Keep dreaming,
>shortie!  ;-)
>
>######Hah! A lot YOU know, my BaldPated friend! Any true Manly man knows 
>that the heaviest driver of baldness is a surfeit of that elixir of 
>manliness, testosterone. Any manly man worth his salt knows testosterone 
>causes folicular migration whereby, over time, folicles escape the confines 
>of the cranial coverage and migrate (helped no doubt by gravity) to lower 
>climes, including the ears, neck and shoulders, and even the hands. 
>(Ewwwww!)
>My folicular additions are no more than a response to the selfsame 
>testosterone-induced migrations which you exhibit.
>
>Excuse me while I go and shave my chest again (today). I can't seem to 
>button my shirt without tearing a few tufts out. Ouchie.
>HemiHirsuteToe
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